...Introduces The Royal Postal Bazaar
This album was written recorded between 2004 and 2005, in a small basement room. The songs were chosen based on the criteria that all of the songs kind of had to seem like they should appear on the same album together. This album is approximately 1/2 an hour in length, and all of the songs get directly to the point, be it blatently obvious, or only kind of obvious.

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